Thursday, August 18, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
The following is a condensed version of the real thing. This is seriously REAL!
A grown women calls 911 for help.
Stupid Lady: "I shit my pants and I don't know what to do!?"
911 Operator: "Really?"
SL: "HELP ME!"
Operator: "Where are you ma'am?"
Stupid Lady: "On my couch! What do I do!? What do I do?!'
Operator: "How do you know you crap your pants?" (With a slight snicker)
Stupid Lady: "I put my hand down my panties to check and it was wet."
WWJD? Go to the toilet!
WWJD? Jump in the shower!
Really people!?!?!? Use some common sense!
Get your fat ass off the couch and go clean yourself up!
(And to the dumbass lady, you may want to change your manicure and clean the shit out!)
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
In light of the states continued homeless problem, some individuals have proposed offering shipment containers and to convert them into living quarters. The container would sit on agriculture land and the occupant will then be forced into becoming a farm worker. Seriously?!?!?! Do you really think that some of these homeless individuals will remain sober and work the land? Great idea?!?!?! What these idealist are forgetting is that some of the homeless make the conscious choice to not live in a shelter because they do not want to live by the rules and by societies standards. Given the choices, to live on the streets and answer to no one, or to live in a container and answer to the farm handlers, which do you really think they would choose?
So, WWJD? The idea of a container has some validity. Put them in a container and get them comfortable. Then lock it up, place the container on a barge, and ship it away!!!!! Ok, I take back my intial response, let's shove them in a container and give them a false hope of a home!