Showing posts with label reasons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reasons. Show all posts

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Why are you not coming to celebrate my birthday?

Some of the acceptable reasons:

1) I am stuck in surgery and will not be done for another 10 hours.
2) My relief worker has not shown up yet.
3) I have to work that day and the next day too.
4) I am currently in a different state/country.

Lame reasons:

1) I am tired and want to stay home.
2) I really do not want to deal with crowds.
3) I am straight up lazy.
4) Who's birthday is it?
5) Why am I celebrating? It has nothing to do with me.

WWJD?  Clip them and never look back.  Pull a passive aggressive maneuver and use some other lame ass excuse.  Brag about how awesome the party was and nothing will compare.  Be thankful for the day, period.